GIVING THE STINK EYE

1. When after getting stoned, you only put eye drops in one eye causing it to look like you are giving everyone the stink eye.

2. A look thought capable of inflicting bad luck or injury on the person at whom it is directed.
THE SORTING HAT PUT ME IN GRYFFINDOR. Well at least its not hufflepuff amirite.

THE SORTING HAT PUT ME IN GRYFFINDOR. Well at least its not hufflepuff amirite.

bitchville:

“Astronauts” a portrait-series about German people who consume the most popular illegal drug of their country - cannabis. Created by Martin Birkner

Pretty much the best thing ever.

Pretty much the best thing ever.

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Spent all of my work training today drawing pictures of trannies. Not going to lie, this was the best fun I’ve had in ages.

Spent all of my work training today drawing pictures of trannies. Not going to lie, this was the best fun I’ve had in ages.

(201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet (908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building (201): Tie

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2 months ago

M&M’s Mixups are tight buttholes

Dan

shiiit, its Tina Fey, Sarah Silverman, Annie Leibovitz and Amy Poehler. Best photo ever.


shiiit, its Tina Fey, Sarah Silverman, Annie Leibovitz and Amy Poehler. Best photo ever.

booksofadam:

I don’t know what I did before jumbo packs of googly eyes… (Taken with instagram)

funniest thing I’ve seen all day, hands down.

booksofadam:

I don’t know what I did before jumbo packs of googly eyes… (Taken with instagram)

funniest thing I’ve seen all day, hands down.

pleatedjeans:

via

shiiiiit

pleatedjeans:

via

shiiiiit

I could watch this for so many hours.

I could watch this for so many hours.

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this was such a good movie.

this was such a good movie.

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