GIVING THE STINK EYE

1. When after getting stoned, you only put eye drops in one eye causing it to look like you are giving everyone the stink eye.

2. A look thought capable of inflicting bad luck or injury on the person at whom it is directed.

You know when you get to that point in your day when you catch yourself thinking… How am I here, on this couch again? How have I almost watched another full episode of ellen and perhaps even enjoyed it … Again? How have I eaten nothing nutritious all day and am planning a fast food dinner… AGAIN?

In bed til midday. Come at me youths

Sometimes I don’t know why people “want to be honest with me”. Sometimes it’s better, not so much to lie, but just not to say anything at all.

I’m calling it- I have reached the lowest point I can possibly reach. It has to be all uphill from here.

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Don’t look back.

Life hasn’t gone the way I planned it to recently. I have learnt some pretty big lessons in the past few months. The only thing that I have to pass on to anyone that doesn’t feel like they’re coping with life is to surround yourself with people who actually care about you. Who sit down and listen to you when you need to say things. Who, no matter where they are or what they’re doing, will drop anything to come over for a cup of tea and a chat when you need them. That’s a real friendship. And the only thing you need to do to repay them is make sure you do the same when they need you. This is such a gay post.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FORGOT ABOUT DOCTOR WHO

thedailywhat:

Worst News Ever of the Day: Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are headed for divorce after nine years of marriage and two sons, the couple’s people have confirmed to US Weekly. With this news, it’s probably safe to say that true love doesn’t really exist. [huffpo]

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worst day ever

thedailywhat:

Worst News Ever of the Day: Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are headed for divorce after nine years of marriage and two sons, the couple’s people have confirmed to US Weekly

With this news, it’s probably safe to say that true love doesn’t really exist. 

[huffpo]

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worst day ever

THE SORTING HAT PUT ME IN GRYFFINDOR. Well at least its not hufflepuff amirite.

bitchville:

“Astronauts” a portrait-series about German people who consume the most popular illegal drug of their country - cannabis. Created by Martin Birkner